Twilight Characters get their own song!

MTV Hollywood Crush has an article in which they dedicate songs to Edward, Bella, Jacob, Carlisle and Rosalie. Here is the article:

There are so many great characters in the history of cinema forever linked
with a theme song. Who can hear “Stuck in the Middle With You” on the
radio and not think of Mr. Blonde? Ennio Morricone’s classic whistle without
imagining The Man With No Name? Or Darth Vader’s “Imperial March,” which
always signals the presence of the baddest man in the universe?

Somehow, the ball has been dropped with “Twilight”. Sure, the soundtrack to
the first film was good, and Death Cab for Cutie might correct the situation. But
how is it that none of these iconic characters has a song yet?

With the recent announcement that Rob, Kristen and Taylor will be attending
the upcoming VMAs to unveil an exclusive “New Moon” trailer to the fans, we
think it’s about time to correct this. MTV and “Twilight” have formed a match
made in heaven over the past many months, and we have tens of thousands of
music videos ripe for the plucking. And so, we humbly submit the following
classic songs we’d like to hear when we see these characters on camera again
in November’s “New Moon”:

Edward Cullen :“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
Because the guy is sexy — and whether he’ll admit or not, he knows it. C’mon,
wouldn’t you like to watch RPattz do his little turn on the catwalk?

Carlisle Cullen:“Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson
The patriarch of the Cullen clan has more charisma than Clooney, talks sweeter
than honey, and — as noble as his bitings have been — making someone a
member of the living dead has to be against some kind of law. We considered
selecting Alien Ant Farm’s cover version, but something tells us the 369-year
old vampire prefers to kick it real old school.

Rosalie Hale:“Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera
As described by Stephenie Meyer, she’s the most gorgeous woman on the planet,
and Nikki Reed is certainly no slouch in the looks department. So, why is
everybody always hating on poor Rosalie? As Nikki redeems the character in the
upcoming films, we can imagine her belting out this tune, insisting that the words
of the haters “can’t bring me down.”

Bella Swan: “Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy”
One of the many reasons we love Bella is because she’s always falling down … or
falling in love. We can imagine Bella telling Edward she’s “going down” the next
time she hits a patch of black ice on her walkway. And as depressed as she gets in
“New Moon,” Kristen needs a fun song like this to cheer her up a bit.

Jacob Black:“Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran DuranHow cool would it be to
see Taylor Lautner belt out this tune to KStew halfway through “New Moon,”
just before he transforms? “Woman, if you want me, give me a sign!”

What do you think of the songs they chose?